A SPOKESMAN for the Roman Catholic has formally announced that the 2nd coming of Jesus, the savior of the world and only son of the God, may not come to pass, but urged faithful’s to continue with their faith, regardless of the news. Cardinal Giorgio Salvadore told WWN that this year’s 1,981st anniversary is to be the Vatican’s last in respect to waiting for the Lord’s return to Earth.“We just feel Jesus is not coming back by the looks of it.” he said. “It’s been ages like. He’s probably flat out doing other really good things for people somewhere else.”
About twenty centuries ago, Jesus promised his disciples that he was going to his father’s house and would come again in chapter John 14:1-3 of the bible: “There are many homes up where my Father lives, and I am going to prepare them for your coming. When everything is ready, then I will come and get you, so that you can always be with Me where I am. If this weren’t so, I would tell you plainly” The Vatican defended Jesus’ broken promise, claiming “he was probably drinking wine” at the time when he made the comments.
“Having the ability to turn water into wine had its ups and its downs.” added Cardinal Salvadore. “We all make promises we can’t keep when we’re drunk. Jesus was no different.”
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